men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
and women love “nice guys” when accompanied by a six pack. Women are biologically WAY more shallow than men.
HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS DUDE
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time